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BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	718	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Animals Bred:	163	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	584
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Potions Brewed:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	2855
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	317
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	9713
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2686	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!