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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Back in the Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	151
Farms Harvested:	439	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

NostalgicNugget Minecraft SMP

backyard adventures, carefree days, cherished memories, childhood happiness, childhood memory, family bonding, favorite toys, growing up, happy times, Innocence, joyful experiences, Laughter, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgicNugget, playing outside, school friends, sibling love, simple pleasures, smp, special moments, summer vacations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Items Found:	4826
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that even the seagulls were impressed? Well, imagine doing that but in Minecraft on our SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). So come on over and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way – because who needs real life when you can have a virtual sandcastle that can withstand a TNT blast?

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that the moon is actually made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually visit the moon and mine as much cheese as your heart desires! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with cheesy goodness and out-of-this-world fun. Who knew that the truth could be so deliciously absurd? So come on, join our server and uncover the mysteries of the cheesy moon!

Zelenskyy’s Boomtown

BoomTown, Calls, ceasefire talks, Conflict, defense strategies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international relations, lifting restrictions, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	New Chunks Explored:	153156
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything crazy or epic? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and you can unleash long-range strikes against Russia! That’s right, you heard me! Zelenskyy himself called for it, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Show those Russians who’s boss in the Minecraft world! Join now for the ultimate battle of epic proportions! Let’s goooooo!

MCWarfare

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Join our immersive Minecraft server that brings the intensity of modern warfare into the blocky world you love. Powered by the MCWarfare: Modern Warfare Modpack, offers a high-octane survival experience where strategy, teamwork, and combat skills reign supreme.

Key Features:

Modern Warfare Modpack: Engage in realistic combat with a comprehensive array of modern weaponry, tactical gear, and advanced technologies. Experience cutting-edge gameplay with military vehicles, firearms, and custom equipment that elevate your survival tactics.

Dynamic PvP Battles: Face off against other players in adrenaline-pumping PvP encounters. Our active player base means there’s always a new challenge or alliance to be formed. Secure your base, raid enemy territories, and rise through the ranks to become a legend on the battlefield.

Community Events: Participate in regular events and tournaments that keep the action fresh and exciting. From large-scale battles to community-building activities, there’s always a chance to prove your mettle and earn rewards.

Active and Friendly Community: Join a vibrant and welcoming player base. Our community is dedicated to making every player feel at home, whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the modpack. Engage with fellow players, join clans, and collaborate on epic projects.

Join Us Today!

Ready to put your combat skills to the test and immerse yourself in a modern warfare experience like no other? Connect to MCWarfare and step into a world where strategy meets survival. Whether you’re here for intense battles or cooperative missions, we can’t wait to see what you’ll bring to the fight!

MCWarfare.mcserver.us:27090

Broomstix: Where flying brooms are the only way to travel on Sundays! Join now for magical adventures and enchanted pets!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	N/A
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	View Map

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs using a lead
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
Land claiming with ProtectionStones
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes, and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock versions? A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are special events and promotions on the server, such as free fly in the overworld every Sunday.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones to claim land on the server.

Q: Can I teleport mobs in the game? A: Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them on the server.

OldSchoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where English schools are so old, they were probably built before your ancestors even thought about inventing the wheel! Our server is like a time machine, taking you back to a time when teachers rode dinosaurs to school and homework was chiseled onto stone tablets. But don’t worry, we’ve updated the curriculum to include building epic castles, battling dragons, and mining for diamonds. So come join us and get ready for a history lesson like no other!

HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!

A, Aint, Beliefs, Community, Creatures, discussion, FANTASY, feelings, folklore, HagCraft, hags, internet culture, Magic, mythical creatures, online forum, Opinions, opinions on hags, Perception, smp, supernatural beings, Thoughts, Time, witches

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of hilarious hags who will keep you on your toes with their crazy antics. From turning players into chickens to hiding diamond ore in the most random places, these hags will make sure you never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!

SnackAttack_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only guilty pleasure is eating a golden apple? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in some truly outrageous guilty pleasures!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into other players’ bases to steal their stash of enchanted golden carrots, or maybe you prefer to prank your friends by replacing all their wheat with poisonous potatoes. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but cake blocks guarded by a herd of angry cows. Will you be brave enough to face the bovine guardians and claim your sugary prize?

So if you’re ready to take your guilty pleasures to the next level and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and maybe a few unexpected surprises along the way.

SnapcraftMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our server is here to push you to your breaking point in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server more chaotic and entertaining than this one. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep your cool in the face of absolute mayhem!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Conflict, deadly, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military aggression, Missile, missile defense, Missiles, north korean, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, Russian attack, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!