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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4883 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4065 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!