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CraftyCompliments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	8687	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	1566	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Votes:	8621
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	7905
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	196857	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.