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The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asylum, baby Jesus, biblical, Crisis, DARVO, egypt, Empathy, José Antonio Ibarra, King Herod, language shift, Manipulation, Media, migrant, Migration, MSM, narrative, persecution, refuge, refugee, shifted, suicidal, terminology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1772	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	152
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – the MSM is like totally changing their words from migrant to refugee. And you know why? It’s all because baby Jesus was called a refugee when his fam had to peace out to Egypt to escape King Herod’s wrath. So, like, they want you to feel all suicidal and empathetic towards José Antonio Ibarra, like he’s the second coming of baby Jesus or something. It’s like some next level DARVO mind games, man. So, like, join the server and let’s all be refugees together or something, I dunno, just do it!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	175195	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	4989	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1259	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1065
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!