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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Star Shards Collected:	239	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	544	Divine Spears Created:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	675	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchantments Applied:	200	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	191	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	291
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Animals Bred:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	203	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, administration, Community, Discord, Entertainment, Friends, Game, Minecraft, News, Parkour, Players, RoyalCraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	2309
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	3364
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

Allied forces, axis powers, european history, fascism, Historical questions, Italian army, Italian defeat, Italian invasion, Italian involvement, Italian leadership, Italian military, Italian resistance, Italian surrender, italy, Military failures, military strategy, Minecraft, Mussolini, Party, pasta, Second World War, Server, War History, world war II

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!