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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4906 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2079 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 440 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Votes: | 2468 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. But instead of being upset, they embraced their cheesy abode and threw a party for all the mice in the neighborhood. It was a gouda time, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and rules over the land with a beak of steel. Join us and you too could become a poultry powerhouse, clucking your way to victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the biggest downgrade of your life! Who needs high-quality graphics and smooth gameplay when you can have a server full of ridiculousness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!