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Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Items Found:	5565	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ores Mined:	4968	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3792	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	6645	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	941	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6025
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Animals Bred:	149
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!