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“Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

Acting, bad, bad shows, Character development, Characters, compelling characters, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, frustrating, Great, great characters, lackluster shows, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Plot, Redemption, Server, shows, talented actors, television, Trapped, underutilized, viewer disappointment, wasted potential, Writing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

Adventures, at your service, Automation, Be a mutt, blocks, convenience, delivered free, digital transformation, efficiency, futuristic, get shot in your house, home security, innovation, Minecraft, Modern Living, mutts, online delivery, Safety, SECURITY, smart home, Stay home, Technology, virtual reality, Wooftastic, zogbots final form

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Farms Harvested:	381	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Towns Built:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2202	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Gems Collected:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!