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Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	New Chunks Explored:	910314
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Items Found:	8980

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

What is the IP for IGN Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

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LuV Wars

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

LoV Wars – SEASON 1 Have you ever imagined a server with an EPIC KIT SYSTEM and fast progression alongside your friends? In LoV Wars, you can build your own adventure!

Server Resources: Land System to customize your space Kit System to equip your challenges Economy to manage and grow New Weapons to diversify your experience IPs: Java: luvwar.jogar.io | Versions 1.9.X – 1.20 Bedrock: lovwar.jogar.io | Port: 10048 (note that the Bedrock IP changes only one letter)

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ReVoltage SMP

Adventures, bedrock, camaraderie, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Empires, FRIENDSHIPS, fun-loving, Hermitcraftian, java, Memories, Moderation, multiplayer, new beginnings, player input, Principles, smp, Spark, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Voltage, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Join ReVoltage SMP!

ReVoltage SMP is partially dedicated to reviving the community and feel of an SMP by the name of Voltage. Voltage wasn’t just any Minecraft server; it was a playground where lifelong friendships were created, empires were built, and unforgettable memories were made. Since Voltage powered down a few years ago, we’ve all been missing that spark. That’s why we’re creating ReVoltage, a cross-platform server designed to reignite the magic, bring back the camaraderie, and create new adventures.

That’s not all that we are, though. ReVoltage is meant to be a place of new beginnings based on previous principles. If you’re new, don’t worry! You’ll be welcomed with open arms. Our primary goal is fostering a kind and fun-loving community.

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🦜 Parrot SMP 🦜 (Not Modded) (SMP) No Whitelist! 🚫

24/7, Adventure, Community, Competitions, creativity, Discord, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, Parrot, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, smp, story/lore, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Bird SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Season Start	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Age Requirement	13+

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin selection
Experienced server owners
Fun mods included
Community events and competitions
Roleplay-friendly environment
24/7 active server
Quests for rewards

Apply Now! Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Bird SMP?	Bird SMP is a modded Minecraft server combining Origins mod with a Vanilla+ modpack.
Can I create my own origin?	Yes, you can add your own unique origin once it’s approved for balance.
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, the server is 13+.
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 starts on September 7th at 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT.
Are there community events and competitions?	Yes, there are community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Is the server roleplay-friendly?	Yes, the server supports story/lore and rewards players matching their story/lore.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 with no stinky free providers.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, quests are available and they offer great rewards.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8464	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous server where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is filled with crazy characters who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Emeralds Found:	6936	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBreakers: Need a Break from MyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and find some much-needed “me time”!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any guilt or obligations. Need a break from taking care of others? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Who needs a polyamorous relationship when you can have multiple Minecraft worlds to explore? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. Who knows, you might even find a new friend or two along the way!

HappyCraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the joy of punching trees and building giant phallic structures with a community of equally deranged players! Need a break from the real world? Come relax in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s render distance, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be the one to finally give him the explosive hug he’s been waiting for?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the server and establish a new pecking order. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the chaos begin!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!