BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE Minecraft Servers

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

    Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 7148
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Star Shards Collected: 252 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCupid’sLoveLand

    CraftyCupid’sLoveLand
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7443
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7845 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?

    Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCamaroonQueen

    CraftyCamaroonQueen
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1695
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HomoCraft: Love is Love

    HomoCraft: Love is Love
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2397
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Items Found: 7421
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!

    if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions

    ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7242
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9033
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8675 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ores Mined: 6720 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3550 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 172.240.239.164:25594
    Bedrock Port 25594
    Server Trailer Watch Here

    Server Features

    Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu

    Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What version is the server running on? The server is currently running on version 1.20.6
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience
    Are there any special gameplay features? Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 306
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened after this picture was taken! Rumor has it that the player who built that giant chicken statue accidentally brought it to life and now it’s terrorizing the entire server. Will you be able to stop the clucking chaos and save the day? Or will you be too busy trying to ride the giant chicken like a majestic steed? Join now and embark on the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShonCraft Minecraft Server

    ShonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1666
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli in all of cyberspace! Join us for a chance to hang out with her many husbands and witness the madness unfold.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got links to all of Fallenshadow’s online personas, from her Twitch channel to her ASMR YouTube videos. And don’t forget about Ribbon Cage, the mysterious YouTube channel that will leave you questioning reality.

    Need a break from the chaos? Check out our Twitter feeds, including Nise Menhera and Otis, for a dose of sanity (or as close as you can get in this madhouse).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as eccentric and entertaining as this one? Dive into the madness and see for yourself – just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters along the way. Trust us, it’s easier than trying to tame a creeper!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisaBanterCraft

    DisaBanterCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.

    So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RailwayRenoCraft

    RailwayRenoCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1298
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 13 New Chunks Explored: 977144
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we are fixing germany’s railway system one block at a time! we got villagers running around like headless chickens, trying to lay down tracks and build stations. hop on a minecart and hold on tight as you zoom through the chaos of construction. watch out for creepers disguised as angry commuters and skeletons trying to steal the rails. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll get to your destination on time…maybe. so come on down and help us turn this train wreck into a train masterpiece!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Join the Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is only semi-appetizing!

    Join the Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is only semi-appetizing!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7753
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Revolution SMP
    Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!
    Features:
    ✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
    🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
    🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
    💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
    🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
    🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
    🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.
    Why Choose Us?
    Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
    Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
    Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
    Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
    24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.
    How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)
    Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!
    How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)
    Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

    FAQs:

    Q: What makes Revolution SMP unique?

    A: Revolution SMP offers a community-focused environment, with custom features like unique enchants, a fair economy, and constant updates based on player feedback.

    Q: How can I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?

    A: Simply follow the steps provided in the How To Join section for Java Edition.

    Q: Is Revolution SMP pay-to-win?

    A: No, Revolution SMP is anti pay-to-win, where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

    Q: Can I create my own shop on Revolution SMP?

    A: Yes, Revolution SMP allows players to set up their own shops and trade with other players to build their fortunes.

    Q: Are there quests and adventures on Revolution SMP?

    A: Yes, Revolution SMP offers thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards for players to embark on.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Borderlands Minecraft Server

    Borderlands Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4857
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dimension Hops: 13
    Potions Brewed: 156 Magic Items Found: 6422
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the same old boring world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the borders are so old, they make ancient ruins look like yesterday’s news! Explore lands that haven’t been touched by a pickaxe in centuries and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a mythical creature that roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocky Yeti and claim its enchanted blocks for yourself, but beware, it’s not your average snowman!

    Join us on our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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