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RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crops Grown:	3736	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7490	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.