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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 748 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7119 |
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