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HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9001
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	986	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Votes:	6018
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!