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ChunkyCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	3585
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	8344
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Towns Built:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Star Shards Collected:	70
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!