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Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2029	Void Armor Forged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	9833
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

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