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AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1818	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3726
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Votes:	9219	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2651
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	46

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!