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DiaperDutyDilemma

caregiving responsibilities, DiaperDutyDilemma, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling like an asshole, handling family obligations, learning to care for younger sibling, looking after younger brother, navigating family dynamics, personal boundaries, personal discomfort, Potty training, refusing to change diaper, setting boundaries, sibling care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, uncomfortable with bodily fluids, uncomfortable with bodily functions, uncomfortable with nether region

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with dirty diapers and potty training drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you never have to wipe anyone’s bum, not even your little brother’s! We understand the struggle of dealing with nether regions, so come escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any messy clean-up duties. Plus, we have a strict “no nappy changing” policy to ensure a poop-free environment for all players. So come join us and leave the dirty work behind!

TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitism, celebration, diplomatic response, diplomatic scandal, discrimination, extremism, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, october 7, Palestinian, political controversy, prejudice, Propaganda, Radicalism, Senior diplomats, Server, spreading hate, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.

Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!

RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Pixel Pals: Nature’s Connection

Altruism, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperating, ecological awareness, Empathy, environmental psychology, Helping, Human Connection, mental health, mindfulness, Nature, nature therapy, Natures, outdoor activities, PALS, PIXEL, prosocial behavior, self-transcendence, sense of self, Social Interaction, well-being

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about getting in touch with nature, man.

When you join our server, you will feel a sense of self-transcendence like never before. You will feel connected to something larger than yourself, like a giant blocky tree or a majestic pixelated mountain. And guess what? This feeling of connection will make you want to help and cooperate with others.

So come join us on this wild ride of nature and self-transcendence. Who knows, you might even start seeing your fellow players as fully human beings instead of just blocky avatars. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, baby!

2020s Craze Minecraft Server

2020s, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, CRAZE, Decade, future planning, goals, halfway through, life goals, life milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, Server, success, Time management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4052

Are you tired of wasting away in the real world while everyone else is out there building epic structures and fighting off creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from a life of mediocrity!

Join our server and become the master of your own virtual universe. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can be the king of a pixelated kingdom?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a wild herd of pixelated llamas?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life. Because let’s face it, the real world can wait.

/AnthroCraft SMP – Males vs Females #3264

7834non, A Lotus By Any Other Name, A Story I Suppose, Anthrocraft, Broken Sanctuary, Ensuring Loyalty, Fairytail Chronicles, Females, Fortnut, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Fritewag, hmofa, HomeTome, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, Jixijenga, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, Males, manhunt, Mature and Comforting, Media, misc, Missed a thread., Mountlear, MrFanMan42, Neton, New Years Whoopee, Previous thread, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Stories, Story Masterbin, Story Update List, STRONG, Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, The Goat Women Article, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheHonorableAjax, WageCage, word filter, writing guides, Young and Spritely

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land in a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for the “Fortnut” edition, where we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!

Why should you join this crazy SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have New Years Whoopee events that will blow your mind, Ensuring Loyalty quests that will test your loyalty to the server, and Induction ceremonies that will make you feel like a true member of the pack!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into epic stories like “The Frost On Her Feathers” where anthros battle the elements, “A Story I Suppose” where anything can happen, and “The Goat Women Article” that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us for Manhunt challenges, Survivors of a Shattered World adventures, and Loveless Incantation spells that will leave you spellbound! And don’t forget about The Tales of Prince Anonymous, Sanguine Dusk battles, and The Fairytail Chronicles that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows what insane stories and epic quests await you in this crazy world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, Communication, control, Cosmetics, CraftyCouples, decoration, Fragrance, Gifts, Help, Interference, Keys, love language, Minecraft, overstepping, personal space, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Suggestions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build your own empire without anyone interfering? Join our server for the ultimate independence experience! No more boyfriends rearranging your virtual furniture or suggesting unnecessary kitchen supplies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.

Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.

Don’t let anyone shake nervously over spare keys on our server – it’s all about you and your building skills. So if you’re tired of being told where to place your virtual chair or which fragrance to use, join our server now and build to your heart’s content. Because in this world, it’s all about you, baby!

FryFailsGrandpaCraft

aita, communication breakdown, cooking from scratch, cooking skills, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, feeling inadequate, feeling misunderstood, french fries, FryFailsGrandpaCraft, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, learning new skills, parental expectations, summer vacation, teenage struggles, telling my grandfather

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even making French fries from scratch can lead to family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my grandfather made me watch him make French fries and blamed my mom for not teaching me how to cook.

But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

PixelPolyglot

Communication, culture, education, Fluency, language acquisition, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistics, MONEY, Multilingual, personal growth, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, skill development, Time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	4770	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of speaking the same old boring language? Join our Minecraft server and learn the language of the Endermen! That’s right, you’ll be chatting it up with those creepy tall guys in no time. Who needs Spanish or French when you can be fluent in Enderman gibberish?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you Pig Latin like you’ve never heard before. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you start oinking out complex sentences like a pro.

So why waste your time on traditional languages when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and become a linguistic master of the weirdest languages around? Trust us, it’ll be a hoot!

SpyWhaleCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Arctic, Beluga whale, cold war, conservation, environmental impact, Espionage, espionage tactics, Intelligence Operations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious death, norway, Russian Spy, SpyWhaleCraft, Surveillance, underwater communication, wildlife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	1401
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Magic Items Found:	8518

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. we got beluga whales spying for russia and stuff. like, imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing a beluga whale with a little spy hat on, trying to blend in with the other fish. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the beluga whale was found dead near norway. like, what was it doing there? was it on a secret mission? did it get caught and have to sacrifice itself for the greater good? who knows, man.

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where even the marine animals are getting in on the espionage game, then you gotta join this server. who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered. come join us and be part of the madness.