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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9252
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4608
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3645 Villages Defended: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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  • Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

    Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7265

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

    Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • GalacticGamerMC SMP – “NoNewGalaxiasChapter”

    GalacticGamerMC SMP – “NoNewGalaxiasChapter”
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the drama on our Minecraft SMP! The server was supposed to drop yesterday, but then a herd of wild llamas invaded and started a protest demanding better hay quality. So, the launch got delayed while we negotiated with the llama union. But don’t worry, it’s going to be worth the wait because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are ready to battle anyone who dares challenge them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our insane Minecraft world.

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  • Nijisanji AXed: Minecraft Mayhem

    Nijisanji AXed: Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8502
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7767

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground Nijisanji concert venue where virtual idols perform every night! But oh no, AX is threatening to cancel the concerts because the tickets aren’t selling fast enough. Join our server and help save the day by mining for diamonds to trade for concert tickets! Who knew virtual concerts could be so dramatic? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

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  • Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

    Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1864
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimension Hops: 6

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    Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

    Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

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  • KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

    KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4359
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3292

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

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  • FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

    FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4530
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

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    Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

    So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

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  • CraftyTimeStopper

    CraftyTimeStopper
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7260
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchantments Applied: 283
    Magic Items Found: 3873 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Potions Brewed: 114

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    Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

    During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

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  • Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

    Punchy Octo Fish Hunt
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1022
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Farms Harvested: 845
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

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  • MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

    MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8233
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

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  • Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

    Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2152
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 336 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

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  • BrideCraftHairHide

    BrideCraftHairHide
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 7372
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Farms Harvested: 415
    Crops Grown: 5872 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

    Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

    So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

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  • CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

    CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5087
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 6360
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6990 Alien Abductions: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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  • InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

    InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8961
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 145 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

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  • RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

    RadicalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5078
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

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    so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

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  • Blocky Bridge Battle

    Blocky Bridge Battle
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5463
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Farms Harvested: 179
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

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    so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

    we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

    so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

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