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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3951 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.