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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9897 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
