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Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
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Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
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