Avoid VN Minecraft Servers

Avoid VN Minecraft Servers

  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2377
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9366
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8635
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1895
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6119 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5610
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1856
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

    NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8177
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

    Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5869
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 238 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

    Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6758
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Crops Grown: 4410
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 478 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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