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StepSisCarDrama

car cleanliness, car ownership, car sharing, cleanliness standards, dirty car, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, messy car, parental expectations, refusal to ride, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, softball practice, sports practice, stepdad’s car, stepfamily dynamics, StepSisCarDrama, stepsister, teenage behavior, transportation issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

70 days, BLOCK, Bravery, break through, breakers, Breakthrough, Conflict, Defense, determination, eastern europe, encircled, Escape, Liberation, Military, perseverance, resilience, Siege, Survival, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrane70, Victory, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

appreciate, being present, capturing moments, cherish, Existence, fleeting moments, Impermanence, living in the moment, Memories, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, photography, PixelPresentLand, PRESENT, present moment awareness, Reality, Snapshot, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

ancient animals, Burrowed, Cedar Mountain Formation, Dinos, dinosaur behavior, dinosaur burrows, Dinosaurs, extinct species, Fona herzogae, FonaCraft, Fossil discovery, Mussentuchit Member, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, small-bodied, thescelosaurine, underground burrows, Utah, Utah fossils

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!

KIG Network – Trouble in Mineville, Cowboys and Indians, & more!

Battle your way to victory, Bed wars, Bedwars, block party, blockparty, cai, Capture the opponent’s leader, cowboys, Cowboys and Indians, Dance to the rhythm of music, defend your bed, defend yours, destroy everyone else’s, Discord, Dropper, European server, Fall your way to victory, fastest times possible, Fun Events, gravity, Indians, KIG Network, Minigames, stand on the right color, strategic team battles, TIMV, traitors, trouble in mineville, Troubleinmineville

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	621
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

We are KIG, a European server network offering fun and unique minigames. Come join our friendly community!

These are the games we offer:

them, or to kill everyone

We regularly run fun events! We announce them on Discord.

mc.playkig.com

4chanCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanCraft, Antagonist, cyber harassment, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyberbullying, cybercrime, gaming culture, internet culture, internet trolls, Minecraft, online anonymity, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only enemies are zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, the main antagonist is a 4chan user! That’s right, you’ll have to battle your way through meme-spouting trolls and keyboard warriors to claim victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Doxing Dodgeball” and “Troll Trap Arena” where you can outwit and outplay your fellow players in hilarious and chaotic battles.

Join us now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make friends with a reformed 4chan user who just needed a little bit of sunshine in their life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, controversial, digital communication, discussion, Edgy, forum, internet culture, internet trends, keyboard warriors, meme, Minecraft, MINOR, online behavior, r9k, r9ks, Server, social commentary, social media, strike a cord, trolling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	527
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

Bakery, baking, birthday cake, CakeCraft, carrot cake, celebration, chocolate cake, coconut cake, delicious flavors, dessert, favorite cake, frosting, homemade cake, icing, indulgence, lemon cake, Minecraft, red velvet cake, Server, strawberry cake, sweet treat, vanilla cake, wedding cake

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Do you love cake as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of cake! That’s right, every block is a delicious slice of cake just waiting for you to dig in. And the best part? You can eat as much as you want without ever getting a tummy ache!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who love to party. They’ll dance and sing with you all night long, making sure you never feel lonely in this sweet paradise.

So come join us on our cake-filled, llama-loving Minecraft server and let the sugary adventures begin!

CraftyCulturalFauxPas

CraftyCulturalFauxPas, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Etiquette, foreign visitors, global awareness, hospitality etiquette, international etiquette., interpersonal communication, Manners, misunderstandings, Respectful behavior, sensitivity training, social customs, social expectations, social faux pas, Taboos, travel tips, unspoken rules

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Items Found:	3869
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all proper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!