🔥avoid like the plague. Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	804	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	109
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2475
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7805	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Life-Changing avoid like the plague. Minecraft Servers