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Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Votes:	9856	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

amusing memories, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood myths debunked, childhood naivety, childhood tales, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, hindsight humor, humorous misconceptions, laughing now, learning the truth, Minecraft, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, MythBusterCraft, Server, silly ideas

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	619373
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!

MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians

Accountability, accusations, Canada, Charged, Democracy, Ethics, foreign interference, Government, investigation, jailed, Justice, law enforcement, legal consequences, MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians, MPs, Named, Politics, poll, public opinion, scandal, transparency

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	1623

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

SkyShipCraft

air travel, AIRPLANES, Aviation, cargo ships, cruise ships, global movement, global trade, humans, interconnected world, land-based creatures, long tail tags, maritime industry, Mobility, modern society, sea travel, SkyShipCraft, Technology, tourism, Transportation, transportation industry, travel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where humans have evolved to become flying creatures! forget about walking on land, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic bird!

we have airplanes flying everywhere, cruise ships sailing through the air, and even cargo ships floating above the clouds. it’s a wild world out there, and you don’t want to miss out on all the action.

build your own flying fortress, battle other players in mid-air combat, and explore the vast skies in search of hidden treasures. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us today and experience the thrill of being a high-flying human in minecraft!

AnonCraft Server 80352931

activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, civil disobedience, demonstration, equality, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, kneel, kneeling, No. 80352931, peaceful protest, political activism, protest, protest culture, protest movement, protest photography, protest sign, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

2-in-1 laptops, advice, anime drawfags, computer science, computing, G.., Gadgets, hybrid devices, Laptops, lightweight, Macbook Air M3, meme, Minecraft, opinion, portable, productivity, RedPillCraft, Server, Tech, tech community, Technology, useful, work

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4850	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	3530
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

StepSisCarDrama

car cleanliness, car ownership, car sharing, cleanliness standards, dirty car, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, messy car, parental expectations, refusal to ride, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, softball practice, sports practice, stepdad’s car, stepfamily dynamics, StepSisCarDrama, stepsister, teenage behavior, transportation issues

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6164	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!