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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
