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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9561 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!