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Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	478044
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	24699	Potions Brewed:	134
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	5579
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	126
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!