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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal habits, animal teeth, automatic brushing, brushing teeth, dental health, dental hygiene, malfunctioning, Minecraft, odd habits, pet care, pet hygiene, pet teeth, quirky behavior, RAM, self grooming, self-care, smp, strange behavior, Toothbrushing, unusual behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

WeddingCraft: Sorry Sis, Busy Mining!

Assistance, busy, busy schedule, centerpieces, Disappointment, dog care, family, family first, invites, Mining, moving apartments, Obligations, personal commitments, Project, seating arrangement, self-centered, Sis, sister, stress, Support, trying time, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of family drama and wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect block castle!

On our server, you can create your own wedding venue complete with pixelated centerpieces, invite your friends to join you in-game, and even set up a virtual seating arrangement for the big day. No need to deal with real-life family expectations or obligations – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you ever need a break from wedding planning, you can always take your virtual dog for a walk around the blocky neighborhood. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server instead?

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#momentous, Civilization, CraftyTime, culture, Curiosity, Experience, Exploration, first-hand, historical event, imagination, Immersion, Impact, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, past, perspective, Server, Significance, society, time travel, Understanding, unforgettable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Towns Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Ever wanted to witness historical events firsthand? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us and travel back in time to witness the epic battle of dinosaurs vs aliens! That’s right, folks, see T-Rexes shooting lasers at UFOs while you mine for diamonds! And if that’s not enough, how about joining the ancient Roman gladiator fights with a twist – all the gladiators are chickens wearing armor! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience history like never before!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	113
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	2808
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1895	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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