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VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	8455	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8715	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	7055	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer) Pickup Summon, GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Order, Rateups in FGO JP, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).