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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)