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CrashCraft737MAX

737 MAX, air travel, aircraft manufacturing, airline disasters, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety standards, boeing, corporate responsibility, CrashCraft737MAX, crashes, Ethiopian Airlines, guilty plea, Indonesian, international investigations, investigation, legal action, Probe, regulatory compliance, Safety, tragic accidents

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	344521
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying in a Boeing 737 MAX, and suddenly the plane starts doing the cha-cha slide in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re crash-landing in Ethiopia or Indonesia. But hey, no worries, because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t crash and burn like those planes did!

Join us for a wild ride where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally run into a creeper. We’ve got more safety measures in place than Boeing ever did, so come on over and build your dream world without the fear of plummeting to your doom.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock access to a portal that takes you to a land where pigs fly and zombies do the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those faulty planes behind and join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s a crash landing you’ll actually enjoy!

NoVoicesNoProblemMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	62007

join our minecraft server for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures. we have cows that can fly and pigs that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic castles and roller coasters.

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yeah, they give great advice on where to find hidden treasure and secret caves.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves dancing pigs and chatty sheep. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlagueCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, diseases, dull, Epidemics, global health, health, History, infectious diseases, lack of excitement, medical history, Minecraft, monotony, pandemics, PlagueCraft, plagues, public health, Repetitive, Server, uninteresting, why, why are plagues boring, why are plagues so boring

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Tired of the same old boring plagues ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience plagues like you’ve never seen before. Our plagues come in all shapes and sizes – from exploding chickens to rainbow-colored zombies. You’ll never be bored again with our constantly evolving plague system.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and help him conquer the land with his army of porky warriors.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond Rainbow Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VidyaWasteMC Server

cognitive benefits, digital entertainment, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, gaming culture, hand-eye coordination, interactive media, leisure activities, mental health, online gaming, problem solving, Relaxation, screen time, Server, Social Interaction, stress relief, time wasting, video game addiction, video games, VidyaWasteMC, virtual worlds

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate time-waster! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all corners of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards for your sick dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyHub: No Shelf Control

back issues, collector’s books, control, Craftsmanship, CraftyHub, diy project, finishing touches, Furniture, gift, Handmade, Home decor, husband, limited edition, polyurethane, project completion, rough texture, sanded, sandpaper finish, Shelf, signed copies, unfinished bookshelf, woodworking, woodworking skills

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	1255
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, searching for the perfect server to call home. And then, out of nowhere, you stumble upon a server where the bookshelves are so rough to the touch that they make your character’s skin crawl. But fear not, for this server is a hidden gem just waiting to be discovered.

Join us on this wild adventure where bookshelves are not just for storing books, but also for testing your pain tolerance. Feel the thrill of brushing against a bookshelf and experiencing the sensation of sandpaper on your virtual skin. It’s a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across some rare, limited edition books that are just waiting to be added to your collection. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have a bookshelf that doubles as a torture device?

So come on, join us on this server where the bookshelves are rough, the adventures are endless, and the memories are unforgettable. Just don’t forget to bring some virtual bandages for those inevitable bookshelf-induced injuries!

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

addiction, addictive activities, addictive behavior, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, behavioral addiction, BlockCrafted, compulsive behavior, cravings, dependence, dopamine, habits, irresistible urge, Minecraft, non-drug addiction, Obsession, psychological dependence, reward system, Server, vices

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9993	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Minecraft, duh! And guess what? Our server takes that addiction to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you rare items for your unwanted dirt blocks.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles in the dead of night? Don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4704	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong

BidenCraft, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defense, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military alliance, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political meeting, SECURITY, solidarity, strategic cooperation, STRONG, strong support, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5814	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Potions Brewed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6139

come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.

FrenchRevolution Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, bootlicking, Cancer, cucks, democracies, Faggots, far right, fascists, France, freedom, FrenchRevolution, glowie, law, Minecraft, nationalism, people, political activism, prosperity, resistance, right wing, ruling class, Server, social justice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by far-right bootlicking cucks and glowie faggots? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have taken back France and we’re not giving it back any time soon! Join us in the fight for freedom, prosperity, and democracy as we battle against the ruling class and their right-wing servants. And hey, if you’re a fascist, we hope you get cancer! So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… without the fascists!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, CHANGE, ChudCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Corbyn, Disappointment, election, Europe, France, Government, influence, L’Chuds, left, Macron, Minecraft, political shift, Politics, power, progressive, Server, society, sweeping up, Turn, uk

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the Left taking over everything, from politics to your favorite Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Left has no power! Join us and fight against the leftist invasion with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary L’Chuds, a group of elite players who have sworn to protect the server from any threat. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but their wits and a stack of TNT.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the epic battle between good and evil, where the fate of Minecraft itself hangs in the balance. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?