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SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	426
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	7110

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3127
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	838536
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4395	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9910
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	451224

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8990	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.