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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away? Or maybe you accidentally poured lava all over your diamond armor? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft server, you can make all the mistakes you want and still come out on top!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun (we had to politely decline, sorry Herobrine).
So come on down and join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
