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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5216	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	3137
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7100	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Chill, comparison, contrasting personalities, Decision making, down to earth, Earth, easygoing, Friends, Fun, laid back, left, Miguel, Minecraft, Paco, Personality, Relaxed, right, Rigid, serious, smp, Strict, TENSE, uptight

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3092
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness