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Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	174
Rune Stones Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	985841	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Star Shards Collected:	94	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Items Found:	8711	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	122
Dragon Eggs Found:	1456	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ores Mined:	1270	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3286	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!