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MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	2915	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4839
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	6274	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	9201	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).