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TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
MineFitCraft

MineFitCraft

Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles!

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New Server IP
HaniyehsRevengeCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

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New Server IP

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

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TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

MineFitCraft

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

CraftyChick Minecraft Server