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Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1570	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1986
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3968
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9696	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1476
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	260
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	4874
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	3617	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Votes:	3194
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	8014	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!