Attraction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCougarz

taboo, Older, Stereotypes, love, judgment

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable decisions.

Looking for a server where you can build your dream world and also answer controversial questions like “What’s the biggest age difference of someone you’ve had sex with?” Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all kinds of experiences and stories.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values honesty, humor, and the occasional scandalous confession. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate who is 50 years older or younger than you! So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us. Remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible!

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CraftyCupidMC

Partnership, relationship, first move, Communication, taking a chance

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy, wild, and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop, as they battle through dungeons, build towering castles, and even go on romantic moonlit walks together. Who made the first move in their relationship, you ask? Let’s just say it involved a diamond ring, a bouquet of roses, and a surprise proposal in the middle of a zombie horde.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearless ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and rules over a kingdom made entirely of chicken coops. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and help him conquer the land, or will you stand against him and fight for freedom and justice for all poultrykind?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyChicksMC

reddit, self esteem, Confidence, societal standards, positivity

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! That’s right, we have custom mounts that will have you soaring through the skies like a majestic poultry prince.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick? Well, now you can on our server! Our custom mobs will have you laughing and crying as you try to survive in this wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you die, you respawn as a different animal! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house as a cow or mine for resources as a squid. It’s pure madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our server.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and diamond-encrusted armor. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on all the ridiculousness!

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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, body image, physical appearance, Physical fitness, Physical attraction

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.

But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

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BlockyBuzz Minecraft Server

Provocative, Enchanting, Stimulating, Naughty, Captivating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players can recruit an army of feathered friends to take over the world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of “Hot Potato” using actual explosive potatoes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a few explosions along the way.

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SlimCraftHub

trainer, sales job, obesity, weight loss, family

Looking for a server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?

Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?

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”PixelGents Minecraft Server”

self esteem, emotional well being, acceptance, Women, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about attracting is creepers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Ender Dragons are jealous of our building skills. Join us and show off your creativity to mythical creatures!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…cheese! Yes, cheese. Because who doesn’t love a good cheese block in Minecraft?

3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing. Sorry, Herobrine, no griefing allowed here!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky women behind and come join our Minecraft server for a truly wild and wacky adventure!

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StacysMomMC

Music, attraction, catchy, Lyrics, millennial

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

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CraftyCrushes

Confidence, Charm, compatibility, Body language, physical appearance

What instantly makes you attracted to a person? Is it their dazzling smile? Their sparkling eyes? Nah, on our Minecraft server, it’s all about their block-placing skills! Join us if you want to find your true love based on how well they can build a castle out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server

likes, QUIRKS, Individuality, unusual turn offs, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.

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