Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!
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So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. We guarantee you won’t regret it, unlike that guy who got blocked for his ridiculous behavior. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!