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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3702 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3555 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!
