Attention MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DoggoDilemma

getting rid, shedding, Telling, health, allergic

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

CraftyBanana, Thread, Server, LEAVING, Quick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!

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BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

substance, Relaxation, Entertainment, smp, iCantFocusWithoutWeed

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

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WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

neuroscience, adolescence, mental health issues, specific changes, substance abuse

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

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LonerCraft Minecraft Server

Introvert, Loneliness, better, self improvement, LonerCraft

Are you tired of having friends who take up all your mental space? Do you crave the sweet solitude of being a loner? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and revel in the glory of being a social outcast, where the only friend you need is your trusty pickaxe.

Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.

So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?

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BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, Work Day, Bandwidth, food court, Rude

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

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FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

smiling, humor, FlirtCraft, compliments, Confidence

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

brain function, cognitive impairment, COVID-19 consequences, CovidCraft, cognitive tests

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

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CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

cognitive impairment, psychiatric effects, long-term consequences, COVID-19 research, long-term effects

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

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MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server

stepsister, instagram, Charity, new moms, Attention

Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!

Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

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