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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – morning face fuck! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. Get ready to be trolled like never before!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

3. Our custom-built roller coaster will have you screaming with delight as you zoom past giant spiders and lava pits. Just make sure to hold onto your diamond armor!

4. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Hop on a bacon-powered pig and soar through the skies like a true pork-loving superhero.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join morning face fuck today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

/ita/ – il filo Minecraft SMP

colonialismo, cultura, discriminazione, edizione macchina, Filo, il filo, ITA, Italia, letteratura, liberta, lotta, Minecraft, negro, oppressione, Política, potere, razzismo, resistenza, schiavitù, smp, sottomissione, Storia, umanità

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1923
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Villages Defended:	8	New Chunks Explored:	290009
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer the most technologically advanced features like the “edizione macchina di sottomissione del negro”! Don’t worry, it’s not as intense as it sounds – it’s just a fancy way of saying we have a super cool machine that helps you dominate the game.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu (yes, that actually happened). Our community is full of crazy characters, like the guy who built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun (RIP castle).

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be found. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig, because the race to find the treasure is on!

So come join us for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the real masters of sottomissione around here!

Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

Cultural preservation, cultural theft, eagle, eagle sculptures, Eagles, Germans, germany, historical theft, looted artifacts, Minecraft, national symbols, nazi, repatriation, Server, Stole, stolen art, stolen heritage, stolen history, stolen treasures, Symbolism, theft, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

Her Plan Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Agenda, Calculated, Clever, Conspiracy, control, Crafty, Cunning, Deception, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, orchestration, Plan, Plot, scheme, secret, Sly, smp, strategy, Tactics, worry

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

Game Changer Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

Deck, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming innovation, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, gaming technology, handheld console, handheld gaming device, Minecraft, PC Gaming, portable gaming, POV, smp, Steam, Steam Deck, Steam library, Steam Platform, valve

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	477347	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

Categories, characteristics, classification, classification system, Differences, generalizations, group dynamics, Human Behavior, Individuality, labeling, personality assessment, personality types, Psychology, Similarities, smp, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, Traits, True, True_Classified_Minecraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4882	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

AMIVERSE, BUILD, Community, Discord, Donations, expansive, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Interact, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, privates, Server, Survival, Vanilla, VK GROUP, voice chat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3139

Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

amiverse.xyz

Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

Chess, chess community, chess discussion, chess forum, Chess General, chess online, Chess players, Chess Strategy, Chess Team, Chess tournaments, Hope, join our team, lichess, Minecraft, online chess, optimism, pawns, PIXEL, play online, Server, Thread, Tournaments, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ores Mined:	6381
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	962
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!