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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3091 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!
