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Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	473
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5021	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7155	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!