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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3579 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 9332 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3651 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!