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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3808 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1080 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8717 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!