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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Animals Bred:	180
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	7016	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Farms Harvested:	300	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	119
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!