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WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	987
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchantments Applied:	223	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5033	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!