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CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

computer protection, computer security, computer viruses, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikeCraft, cyber attacks, cyber defense, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Damage, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HACKING, internet security, Malware removal, malwares, network security, Viruses

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

adrenal insufficiency, clinical trials, community acquired pneumonia, critical care, fludrocortisone, healthcare interventions, hydrocortisone, infectious diseases, intensive care, Medical research, mortality reduction, patient outcomes, placebo, PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC, respiratory infections, Sepsis, septic shock, septicemia, steroid therapy, subgroup analysis, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Votes:	186
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

24 Players, active community, casual gameplay, Chaos, discord server, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Fair Ownership, friendly community, Friendly staff, Fun Events, madness, Mature Players, mod, Modded minecraft, modded smp, Nation building, Non-Corrupt, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Simple Mods, smp, SUPREME, voting system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Date & Time	20 July, 2 PM GMT
Current Players	24
Server Type	Modded Nation SMP
Decision Making	Most decisions are made through player votes
Mods	Simple and not complicated
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

Abuse, assault, consent, CraftyMoidz, criminal behavior, Gaslighting, gender inequality, Manipulation, METOO, Minecraft, Misogyny, Moids, molesting, patriarchal society, power dynamics, rape culture, Server, sexual harassment, sexual violence, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6169	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Ultimate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle ShiroKuro in an epic showdown where you must wear heavy armor indoors because…why not? And if that’s not crazy enough for you, how about facing The Fury of Set in a field while wearing light armor? It’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!

But wait, there’s more! We have special limited characters like Ako in a dress and Makoto who are ready to join your team. And let’s not forget about Ibuki, the one-star welfare character who will steal your heart with her adorable antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade. And don’t miss out on our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit new members for your team without spending a single diamond!

With crazy content like Grand Assaults and 2x Account XP events, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and let the madness begin!

CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

anger, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, denial, Divorce, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, Fiasco, Fire, fumes, House, Move, negligence, Prevention, reaction, rescue, Safety, smoke, Stove, tamales, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

BlockAddicts, can’t abandon, can’t do without, can’t let go, can’t live without, can’t part with, can’t resist, crucial items, essential belongings, essential commodities, essential items, indispensable objects, indispensable things, irreplaceable things, Minecraft, must haves, must-have possessions, must-keeps, necessary items, non-negotiables, Server, something you can’t give up, vital possessions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7866
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	4592
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1435	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	188	Divine Spears Created:	22

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.